Spaceman

"I pray to heaven to keep my place but I looked in the mirror, saw the Devil's face" - Spaceman, Dave Matthews Band

Isn't it funny that when you look back on your life you tend to focus on the negative things you've done? Yes I always look back and find good memories as well, but I always tend to hone in on the times where I neglected to do a simple task to help someone out or a stupid comment I made at an inopportune time. (Nah, that NEVER happens!) The truth is I consider myself to be a relatively good person, always striving to better myself and make life easier for those around me. (I even rewind DVDs before returning them to Blockbuster!) However too many times I come up short, and THOSE are the times that irk me and stay with me the most. Weird.
(No, of course you can't rewind dvds for those of you still looking at the 'blockbuster' sentence.)

Too many thoughts

Computer: So, you've decided that you're a pompous windbag who feels the need to write thoughts down on the internet for all to see?

Me: Yes. It's not exactly that easy but...

Computer: Well I suppose I should just sit here and let you bang on my damn keys all day long. You do it anyway.

Me: Quite right. Now STFU and let me pontificate about life, liberty, the pursuit of happiness, fish, chips and life insurance.

Hi folks, I've decided that 160 characters just doesn't cut it anymore so I'm going to bitch, moan and crack funny (and not-so-funny) jokes about my everyday thoughts in this blog. I can't promise not to be profane but I can certainly say that I won't be profound!