Computer: So, you've decided that you're a pompous windbag who feels the need to write thoughts down on the internet for all to see?
Me: Yes. It's not exactly that easy but...
Computer: Well I suppose I should just sit here and let you bang on my damn keys all day long. You do it anyway.
Me: Quite right. Now STFU and let me pontificate about life, liberty, the pursuit of happiness, fish, chips and life insurance.
Hi folks, I've decided that 160 characters just doesn't cut it anymore so I'm going to bitch, moan and crack funny (and not-so-funny) jokes about my everyday thoughts in this blog. I can't promise not to be profane but I can certainly say that I won't be profound!
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